tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post111181200479004637..comments2023-05-31T08:53:10.752-07:00Comments on sarahlucillefisch: New Studies Show Increase in Monsters Hurts Feet, Headsarahfischhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11557473976970574680noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post-1112529381188133242005-04-03T04:56:00.000-07:002005-04-03T04:56:00.000-07:00I just saw a cartoon mucus monster. It was horrif...I just saw a cartoon mucus monster. It was horrifying.LORMOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09292021630198747159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post-1112168697609752932005-03-29T23:44:00.000-08:002005-03-29T23:44:00.000-08:00All excellent points.especially about the vague en...All excellent points.<BR/>especially about the vague enthusiasm, I am SUFFUSED with it.sarahfischhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11557473976970574680noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post-1112083419624167152005-03-29T00:03:00.000-08:002005-03-29T00:03:00.000-08:00I LOVE those little, round Zoloft (not Paxil, A) d...I LOVE those little, round Zoloft (not Paxil, A) dudes! <BR/><BR/>I'm currently dating one.LORMOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09292021630198747159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post-1112039080179797982005-03-28T11:44:00.000-08:002005-03-28T11:44:00.000-08:001. adding "h"s before vowels when youre singing ma...1. adding "h"s before vowels when youre singing makes you sound sexier.<BR/><BR/>2. i like that menstrual blood and baby excrement are always blue in commercials. it reinforces my belief in the imminent apocalypse and my subsequent levitation (assumption?) into the kingdom of the lord. soon my life will be pure joy!<BR/><BR/>--chartreuse velourAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post-1112029590820535742005-03-28T09:06:00.000-08:002005-03-28T09:06:00.000-08:00I like the empty little ovoid Paxil dudes.I like the empty little ovoid Paxil dudes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post-1111960288801110662005-03-27T13:51:00.000-08:002005-03-27T13:51:00.000-08:00I just saw the headache monster. He's clearly gay...I just saw the headache monster. <BR/><BR/>He's clearly gay.LORMOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09292021630198747159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post-1111959887066560272005-03-27T13:44:00.000-08:002005-03-27T13:44:00.000-08:00Listen, Snively, after those people eat the fried ...Listen, Snively, after those people eat the fried chicken that they ordered after watching our fabulous commercial, they are going to need remedies for Acid Reflux (a real) disease. Botox has no common side effects except flu-like symptoms (not a real disease.) And sudden death is so rare that we don't have to mention it. (Thanks, FDA.) And thanks, to you, for the props on the computer-animated trolls. Remember the "chemical imbalance" animation for depression (a real disease?) Sold that chemical monster to millions. Ah... memories. Never fear. The best is yet to come. I believe our new live-action ads are getting better. Do you like the cute bellies in the girls-only laxative drug? Constipation is a real disease. Gotta run to the bathroom after you ate all that fried chicken! We don't want anyone unheased.anonaMauxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09741129529318465430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post-1111866104083597192005-03-26T11:41:00.000-08:002005-03-26T11:41:00.000-08:00Sarah, your version of the lyrics of Bette Davis E...Sarah, your version of the lyrics of Bette Davis Eyes made me laugh out loud both times that I read it. It's the exclamation point after "Something something!" that gets me. I think it's the incredibly vague enthusiasm that it implies.Jeff Machttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05072065187075049188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post-1111855591396274062005-03-26T08:46:00.000-08:002005-03-26T08:46:00.000-08:00Check this out (!):http://glaxosmithkline.co.jp/co...Check this out (!):<BR/><BR/>http://glaxosmithkline.co.jp/contac/LORMOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09292021630198747159noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10090443.post-1111855267521844792005-03-26T08:41:00.000-08:002005-03-26T08:41:00.000-08:00Contac is one of the most beautiful pills ever.Whe...Contac is one of the most beautiful pills ever.<BR/><BR/>Where have you gone, Contac?LORMOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09292021630198747159noreply@blogger.com