Thank God My "Booze-Fueled Sex Romps" Never Make the Paper
Perusing today's Daily News at Kellogg's Diner, it occured to me that large portions of my life go unnoticed by the media.
And really, I should be glad. Because if my true exploits ever got out, my mom would be pissed.
And really, I should be glad. Because if my true exploits ever got out, my mom would be pissed.
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I think we need to hear more about Ms. Fisch's (Ms. Fisch may or may not be available for comment, we'll see) booze-fueled sex romps.
I just hope the media doesn't ever find out about my booze-fueled crying jags.
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