Doity Boids.

Fisch: T lives alone, unless you count the finches in his freezer.
Lori Mocha: Um, they are dead?
Fisch: Yes.
Lori Mocha: That is weird.
Fisch: And the murderer finch promptly died, maybe of loneliness.
Lori Mocha: T found them outside or what?
Fisch: Oh, no. They were his pets, in life.
Lori Mocha: Oh, but now they died and he keeps them...in his freezer. Okay.
Fisch: He liked them before they were dead, and he still likes them.
Lori Mocha: He could have them taxidermied.
Lori Mocha: About the same, 'cept less noise and poop.
Fisch: True!
Fisch: Originally he was given a cockatiel.
Lori Mocha: Oh, God.
Lori Mocha: Those would bug me.
Fisch: The cockatiel was too much bird for him, so he traded it in for five finches.
Lori Mocha: Yeah, that's A LOTTA bird... a bird worth five finches, wow.
Fisch: So the finches--Peewee, Fire Duck...um, and the other three…
Lori Mocha: LOL
Fisch: He had them a while, then one of them--Fire Duck, I think--went crazy and killed everybody.
Fisch: T was very sad, and he couldn't bear to bury them, so they're all carefully wrapped and frozen solid.
Fisch: Perhaps T thinks cryogenics can bring his birds back in the future.
Lori Mocha: Omigod.
Fisch: Like Walt Disney.
Lori Mocha: So, wait, one bird went crazy and killed them all?
Lori Mocha: That is so weird.
Fisch: Yeah.
Lori Mocha: What the fuck happened with those birds?
Fisch: Who knows? Birds are crazy!
Lori Mocha: Something went down.
Fisch: LOL
Fisch: Musta been a drug thing.
Lori Mocha: A deal gone bad.
Lori Mocha: Now, I want you to investigate those birds.
Lori Mocha: Find out if anybody knew them, if anybody heard anything…
Lori Mocha: You know, maybe there's a chickadee with some info.
Fisch: "Here's my number in case you remember anything, Polly"
Lori Mocha: I mean, I guess it doesn't really matter. Fire Duck is dead, with the rest of them.
Lori Mocha: Probably a Reservoir Dogs kinda incident.
Fisch: These were straight up thug birds.
Fisch: With pseudonyms and everything!
Fisch: Who knows what their real names were?
Lori Mocha: Yeah! No shit? Pee wee? What kinda name for a bird is that?
Lori Mocha: LOL
Fisch: His real name among the birds was Rrreeeeereeeetweetbrrt 37.
Lori Mocha: Steve Alfonso, aka Peewee.
Fisch: …and Lamont Livingston Copley Jr, aka Fire Duck, aka Burd Killah.
Lori Mocha: Lots of birds spent their last moments wit Burd Killah.
Fisch: Listening for that ominous whistle.
Lori Mocha: Oh no, it said, Burd Killah is a comin fer me!
Fisch: The Man tried to catch him, but Burd Killah wasn't goin' down like that, see.
Fisch: Burd Killah capped his own bird ass.
Lori Mocha: He was getting out, one way or another, and everyone was coming with him.
Fisch: Burd Killah was hard.
Fisch: I'LL MOURN YA TILL I JOIN YA, BURD KILLAH!
Lori Mocha: He said he would never go back to the pen, and he never will!
Lori Mocha: So, will you go in the freezer then?
Fisch: Perhaps. If I’m lucky.
Lori Mocha: Maybe just your head.