Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Funny to Me

I just wanted to remind y'all about Bill O'Reilly's sexual harrassment problem, in case anyone has forgotten, plus, I didn't have this blog back then. Also Lori Mocha and I were just talking about it and I told her I was gonna blog about it, so here I go. A girl of my word.

So, remember when Bill O'Reilly said he wanted to touch that girl with a felafel?
He was regaling his then-assistant with a fantasy shower scene when he said it. He proposed to wash her in an outdoor shower in the Carribbean with one.

He may have meant loofah, since which he'd made reference to one earlier in the conversation.

But what if he did want to touch her with a felafel? I like to think he did. He has secret yearnings to fondle women with Middle Eastern foods, I know it. Foods he thinks of as sinister and semitic. Soo taboo-breaky!

Even if this is only funny to me, it's still...funny to me.

Also this:
it occurred to me in recent conversation that I would like to have five boyfriends. I think five is a good number. I could handle it. I want one of them to be Ludacris, and another one to be a cowboy astronaut from Cuba. The other three are MY BUSINESS.

What would you like to touch Bill O'Reilly with, Barbara?
And how many boyfriends do you want?


Blogger Lori Mocha said...

The other three are HER BIZNESS, SO STEP OFF!

12:16 AM  
Anonymous Alannah said...

Well, I'm a little sad that Ludacris is already spoken for.

But I'd like to lay claim (hehe) on Gene Hackman and an organic farmer/vineyard owner. Maybe I can convince Gene to buy a vineyard and take up organic farming.

7:45 AM  
Blogger Jeff Mac said...

I'd go with 5 GIRLfriends. Don't judge - some people swing that way.

#1 is my current girlfriend, in case she somehow reads this. #2 is Mary McCormack from the West Wing. #3 is Elisabeth Shue. And I'd like to leave my last two open as ad hoc guest spots.

8:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i've heard that a certain comic with a famously funny laugh is newly single.


8:30 AM  
Anonymous mojokitty said...

i would have boyfriends who have skills... numchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills...falafel skills

8:49 AM  
Blogger RelaxLove said...

I'm not so grabby -- I only want one boyfriend.

And he will know how to touch me there with a shwarma sandwich.

3:42 PM  
Blogger Lori Mocha said...

I wanna put that weiner in a pita pocket and eat it.

8:55 AM  

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