Sometimes the Sharks Make it Hard to Be On Their Side
Not impossible, but definitely challenging. Whereas it's totally easy to root for dolphins all the time. Sea mammal aficionados are such lightweights. You got to really be loyal to the sharks, really feel a commitment, to stay in their corner, what with all the negative media attention they're racking up lately. Probably it also helps to stay out of Florida. They seem to have a lot of those bull sharks there. Those bull sharks are behaving like bitey, teen-chawing redneck jerks! Bull sharks of Florida, y'all need to cut that shit out!
Except even with the recent acting-out, it's really not like the sharks are so much of a threat. I did a little google research, and way more people are killed annually by vending machines, donkeys, and bees. And lightning. And hippos. And bathtubs.
So, to sum up, my advice to the bull sharks is to mind their p's and q's, and my advice to the news media is to cover something else.
Except even with the recent acting-out, it's really not like the sharks are so much of a threat. I did a little google research, and way more people are killed annually by vending machines, donkeys, and bees. And lightning. And hippos. And bathtubs.
So, to sum up, my advice to the bull sharks is to mind their p's and q's, and my advice to the news media is to cover something else.
posted by sarahfisch at
12:58 PM
6 Comments:
i myself like dogs.
no doubt to celebrate independence day they'll be training sharks to bite terrorists..
It really is unfair, though. I mean, if Spielberg had done a movie called, "Hooves" starring Richard Dreyfuss as a donkey specialist, we'd have a very different view of sharks, I'm sure.
I think sharks should attack and eat more people
These people are going into this sharks "home" so to speak
hey if a shark just waltzed into my house
it would be on straight up
so word to the wise
if you dont want a shark bite
dont go where sharks are
word up to all sharks
peace out jaws , big ups to jaws 3d, a big F-You to all the sharks in sharks Tale a shout out to Bruce in nemo word up and I'm out
enjoyed your contribution relaxlove.. deep
You know, it's not just sharks that make it hard to be on their side!! humans are also tricky in this regard
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