Thursday, April 07, 2005

This Post Will Damn Well Be Light and Breezy

(Sound of Fisch screaming hysterically, if she had audio-post savvy).


*90% of the time, if you say, "hi, dog!" to a passing dog on the street, he'll make eye contact and wag a tiny bit, saying "hi!" back. Try it, you'll like it!

*No matter how bad things get, my name is not Lucretia McFarhrquahr.

*Clean sheets


this shark story above is pretty cool. Thanks, Alice!
I'm glad they let that shark out. She was not gonna be a good fit for an aquarium environment, and they woulda always been mad. I think keeping a Great White Shark in your aquarium is just asking for trouble. Don't get another one, Monterey Aquarium. Although if you do, I will definitely do everything in my power to come look at it.


Blogger chartreuse velour said...

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6:00 PM  
Blogger chartreuse velour said...

i wish you did have audio post savvy. because i know exactly how you wld have said "monterey aquarium": in a low, growly, faux-scary voice through your eyelashes.

6:00 PM  
Blogger chartreuse velour said...

oh yeah, and with a vaguely continental accent.

6:01 PM  
Blogger Lori Mocha said...

Audio is free you guys!

11:33 PM  
Blogger RelaxLove said...

You don't even need to say "Hi, Dog!" You can just kind of snuffle your nose twice and you'll get a wary smile and maybe a tail wag. It said in the book "Dr. Dolittle" that the double nose snuffle was "hello" in Dog, and it may be true. At least I hope it's not something rude about their mothers. Although "Son of a Bitch" would be a compliment in this case, no?

1:22 PM  
Anonymous alannah said...

Saturday night I took my flannel sheets off and put my new Spring sheets on the bed. Delightful. They make me happy too.

6:30 AM  

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