Moneymaking Ideas!
I'm gonna take out ads in evangelical Christian church bulletins, saying I'm a nice, responsible girl, but unSaved, and that for a onetime nonrefundable fee of $500 I'll take care of Left Behind pets after the Rapture. I'll get my clients' contact info and addresses and all, keep an e-mail list. Periodically I'll send an e-mail out saying "please respond to this email, Christians, otherwise I'll assume Jesus already sucked y'all up and I'll come get your dogs."
posted by sarahfisch at
2:17 PM
5 Comments:
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you are such a funny girl- maybe you could take out adds in fittness magazines offering ab work- mine get the best work out reading your stuff!....
I was looking at a car yesterday in the city botanical gardens in Brisbane with my friend.. It was a Hybrid- energy conservation day..
there were two greying males also looking and I began to talk with them about spare wheels and stuff and one of them said "you should be sitting on the bonnet".. can you believe that!! I laughed so hard I doubled over - and ended up saying if I sat on the bonnet they'd need to get a panel beater.. I don't think that was quite what he wanted and i just kept discussing specifications.. it only occured to me today that he may have been trying to 'put me in my place!!".. funny huh!
Hi Miss Wendy, thanks! Hee. But dude, what's a panel beater? I'm with you as far as "bonnet" but panel beater...is it a weapon? And would you use it to beat the graying male who wanted you to sit on the car?
Well, it's a genious idea and since you're not saved you don't have to actually take care of the animals. You could eat them if you wanted to since you're going to burn in hell anyway. Might as well try it, right?
a panel beater, Ms Fisch, is an individual who repairs dents in the car body- after you have backed it inot a fire hydrant or over a small but stubborn individual.
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