Jay Oh Be
I'M BUSY! SOOOO BUSY! Readjusting to a 9 to 5 schedule has preoccupied me mightily here lately. And in addition to the new job, I also have two writing groups going (one a writerly writer's group, the other one involving writing, subterfuge and dioramas, to be described more later), plus I majorly hurt my ass bone (no kidding)recently which is oppressing me motivation-wise.
Furthermore, I just had a baby.
Just kidding!
I didn't just have a baby. I just stole a baby. It was sitting unattended in a stroller on the L train on Friday morning. I don't know what kind of baby it is. Kind of pinkish, very loud, somewhat moist. And ticking. Is that normal?
Anyhow, Happy Late New Year everybody!
Furthermore, I just had a baby.
Just kidding!
I didn't just have a baby. I just stole a baby. It was sitting unattended in a stroller on the L train on Friday morning. I don't know what kind of baby it is. Kind of pinkish, very loud, somewhat moist. And ticking. Is that normal?
Anyhow, Happy Late New Year everybody!
posted by sarahfisch at
12:24 PM
5 Comments:
I'm suspicious that there is a riddle to this blog entry that I am not getting, and that's no surprise since I'm in the middle of testing out a new brand of Tequila.
So the question seems to be, what's pink and loud and moist and makes a ticking sound? Is it libido?
I know, it's kind of a confusing non-joke. It hinges on the fact that babies are pink, loud, and moist, and that on Friday morning, when I was alleged to have stolen the baby, we had a terror alert scare in NYC on the subways which specifically mentioned baby carriages. Hence ticking.
And if it requires that much explanation, it ain't no good.
Well, the moist, pink and loud part is good.
Oh my god, it took me three tries with the word verification.
Why they gots to be sloppy and confusing?
It was like taking a quiz and I was failing.
And, I just realized that my vagina is moist, pink and loud.
Quit bragging Lori!
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