The Golden Age of Cruddy Phone Photography

(Note: I have "improved" the aesthetics and quips of the post. I hope that does not make me a phony. )

I got a new phone a couple months ago, Barbara.*
It has a camera in it!

I can't tell you how much I am enjoying this little camera. But I will try. I am really, really, really, really, really, really, really enjoying this little camera in my phone.


Here are some photos of springtime in New York.



That's a dogwood tree near my shrink's office, which is on Central Park East. Her office had a great view of the Gates, back in the day. I encouraged peeps to go get a look from her window but to watch out, because her methods are very confrontational and directive.




Here are some daffodils in Central Park. I'm right up on 'em in this photo. They look fake, but they weren't. They look better smaller. If I make this image larger, they totally look plastic.




Also Central Park. I took these like ten days ago. Things were just then in full bud-and-bloom, but by today the dogwoods are already going leafy.


Here are some photos of people.



That's Bruce Ronn on his 40th birthday, wearing an anti-stress eye mask, and lookin' good. Don't'cha think!? He had a karaoke party. Village Karaoke, which is BYOB. I recommend it. It's on Cooper Square. It used to be a massage parlor.



Here's Moonshine on Bruce Ronn's birthday, likewise lookin' good. Check out his "Midnight with Moonshine" show at Bowery Poetry Club midninghts on Wednesdays, um, at Bowery Poetry Club, on Wednesdays. Is that all the info you'll need? I think so.




I met these boys in church. They just want to touch him, as you can see.




You cannot for love nor money convince me that this is not a small girl gang. Do you hear me? GIRL GANG. GIRL GANG!! They'll bang you right here at the Central Park duck pond, near the toy-sailboat-rental-pagoda, under the azalea bushes, as the Maclaren strollers go a-rollin' by.





Now, here is a small fraction of the photos I have taken of myself, but because this is shameful, I have made them small.



Now then, check out this arty photo I took of a bas-relief I done seen at the park!

Thank you for viewing my first online photo exhibit.
I would also like to take this opportunity to send a shout-out to my parents:


Sigh. Dad lives in that tree.


*In case you don't remember, my readers, "Barbara" is what I call y'all collectively.