GUITAR HOSTAGE!!!
Right now, wherever you are, whatever you are doing, I want you to pump your fist in the air and shout GUITAR HOSTAGE! That is the name of my newest band. It's a metal band.
GUITAR HOSTAGE!
WOOO!
Other imaginary bands I am in:
Shades of Eddie Money (Eddie Money cover band)
FBI Lady Friend (ragga)
Pieces of Sweet Kitty (punk)
What fictional bands are y'all in??
posted by sarahfisch at
6:21 PM
24 Comments:
holy crap!
you did it again. you know how we always change cigarette bands on the same day? it's like that.
because i just landed my first gig TODAY. opening for this seattle band coming through town. and it's wednesday. and i need a band name like yesterday.
it's just me and a badass drummer. he's totally old school. he's like a 50 something african american cool kat badass drummer.
so it's like white stripes styley.
we're toying with h5n1. which is the scientific name for bird flu...
Church Bus Tumbles
or
Tomorrowland
ok.
so it's a rock group.
not a christian group being sued by walt disney.
No Time For a Boogie
or
The kitty Cat Drummers
or
La La Ti Ti
Tadah
i was thinking that Boobieshit Lake might be catchy too...
I was in a pretend band called *Near Death Experiment* there for a while, but then a real fucking band stole the name and then some guy used it for the title of his book. So I changed back to my old standby pretend band name which is *Kung! Pow! Chicken!*
Hey, btw, my new pretend favorite food name is *Cream of Sum Yun Gai*
Ooo! Ooo! How about
*Blood Curdling*
Maybe that's an offshoot species of vampire bat.
i think i heard that joke in high school.
Yes, yes. High School.
I can't wait to go to all y'alls awesome rock shows. Alissa, I think Boobieshit Lake has a nice ring to it. The bird flu one is a little...sci-fi? Or something?
I knew of a girl band .. it was in evidence briefly.. called the 'lush tuppies' .. have you heard the word tuppy?. I have a real guitar but a prentend relationship..
Dude, y'all have to come to my first gig -- I play key-theremin-tar in my band "Pete Rose's Haircut."
I've been moonlighting for Admiral Wonnaker and the Louisville 7
but I'm auditoning for the all-female tweener Bowie cover band: Brangelina Jolie and the Veronicas from Mars.
sarah, call me.I cannot get a hold of you and I need details on the Amy Sedaris thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom and Dad are hopeless.
love, Annie
Amy Sedaris has a bunny. Her second. Its name is Dusty (the previous one was Tattletail). Will call asap!
Mine is called All Kinds of Stupid
I heard fragments of a story... bunny accidently eaten? Perhaps tattletale.
Miz Wendy, what ARE tuppies??
Never ehard tell of em.
The Bill Keane Experience.
and I think tuppies = Technologically Upwardly-Mobile Professionals
yeah. the bird flu was a bit sci fi for me too. i asked fancy ray for advice and he told me 'eclectricity'. which i thought was catchy. except there was already a band with that name.
so i was lame and just avoided the subject entirely.
wizards of finland (death metal)
and
tension rod (industrial; tension rod's first album is called "waiting for the gasman." it's a concept album.
http://www.avclub.com/content/node/48956
I'm not IN the band per se, but I always wished that there were a band called "Doctor Dicktard and the Butthole Billionaires." They are especially popular in Boston, not so much for their music but for the delightful way their name sounds in the local dialect.
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