Motivate Me.

Dudes.

I would really like to be blogging more. So why aren't I?

Some of it is that I've been writing many stories and reviews for the San Antonio Current (which can be found here!)
Also, I've been writing kids' stuff, including reading-comprehension test passages and a spec essay about Klimt for an art-history inspired craft book for 'tweens.

And yet I still can't afford an iPhone or a Wii, both of which I want.

I appeal to you, my readership. All, like, nine of y'all.
How do I get back into the blogging rhythm? I have maybe some things to say about the 'Lympics. IS IT TOO LATE??

It is, right?

Damn.

Leave me a comment and give me a topic.
ANYTHING.

Tranny rhythmic gymnasts?
Coyotes?
Harriet Tubman?

Behind-the-scenes anecdotes concerning that vibrator-store story I did? (You can link to that up there, it's called A Missionary's Position).

OR, leave me a comment with moneymaking schemes in it so I can get an iPhone and a Wii.