

Dudes.
I'm sorry for the extremely long hiatus over here. I regressed into childhood summer-vacation laziness. I'm sorry. Look how sad Darwin is, there, with his big ol' teeth. Darwin knows that evolution isn't a predicatable steady process, y'all. Call my near-three-months-off a sort of Galapagos finch extinction of the soul. While I was out, I developed a whole new bird, as a blogger. Much bigger beak! I can now eat insects AND seeds!!
As a token of my undying love for you, Barbara, please accept this baby hammerhead shark.
But it's almost BACK-TO-SCHOOL time, and I am re-revving up!! Whooooo-eee baby! Just lookit the kind of thang I'll be soon posting for your delectation:
1. CRITTERS I HAVE KNOWN, PART TWO!!!
2. A FIELD REPORT FROM THE BLEEDING HEART OF TEXAS LIBERALDOM!!!
3. CINDY SHERMANESQUE FONE-FOTO SELF-PORTRAIT EXTRAVAGANZA!
4. FALL SEMESTER RUNDOWN!!! (Will I still love Dostoevsky tomorrow?)
5. BRAND NEW MONEYMAKING IDEAS!!!!
PLus: Sleepwalking! Boobies! Death in South Padre!
Check back soon, Barbara, and check out our fall season!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxooxxooxoxoxoo,
Sarah